Is it safe to remove my own brain tumor with a circle saw and an ice cream scoop?

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Greg

I feel like something weird is in my brain, probably a tumor. It is affecting my motor control so I don't think I can safely drive to the hospital so I think I should just remove it myself first by sawing open my skull (after numbing it properly with an ice bag) and then scooping out the tumor with an ice cream scoop (properly sterilized in boiling water of course). Then I will seal it back up with krazy glue. Is there anything I should know before attempting this procedure?

Answer
Of course its safe.