How can I nicely tell my daughter to lose weight?

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Q. My daughter, from another man's sperm, is becoming dangerously obese. I kinda mean about it though cause she not really from my man region but from Korean businessman my wife slept with when she furious with me over sleeping with her uncle. Anyway, girl now big, 11 years old, and can't fit into her jeans no more and always heaving and walking with ice cream bar in hand. I tease her a lot, for example, when she enter kitchen I start to throw Cheetos at her and laugh like little mischievious boy while oinking. And when we view the Animal Planet shows about whale I ask her how did she manage her time to appear on prime time show so much. LOL. Also, I force her to take Jenny Craig microwave dinner plates to school. Haha. Anyway, she now cry and write crummy poetry about being dumb and fat and sad. I tired of making her feel like blimp she is already, how can I make her cheery and smiling of her fat face? I wanna see that blubber glow with happiness. What you think?

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Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. I'm guessing this is just made up and a joke or whatever, but ya, you should be a comic, haha.

Although if this isn't all a joke (which I doubt), then you're just a dick.

Thanks for the laugh, ciao.

when is it ever okay to go to a interview wearing jeans?

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Lisa

I got a interview at a ice cream shop and in the past when i went to interviews for retail places i wore a skirt and dressed fancy and the interviewer was wearing jeans. I've also known friends who went to interviews wearing jeans (for fast food and retail) and got the job. It's just scooping ice cream behind a counter so i'll probably be wearing jeans there anyways. So when is it okay to?
Even if they were nice dark or black jeans would that be okay?

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I think jeans look nice for an interview. I mean if they're a nice pair of jeans. you could just add a cute somewhat dressy shirt n maybe some heals for shoes.

What should I wear to the ice cream social tonight?

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ohioguy4jc

At church tonight in the church gym we are having an ice cream social I've never been to one at the church before. Should I wear dress clothes or keep it casual?

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Ice cream socials are casual, not formal occasions. That being said, I wouldn't wear jeans or shorts.

A casual summer dress would be nice if the weather permits. Take a shawl or cardigan to cover shoulders in church if the dress is sleeveless.

How to remove ice cream stain out my light blue jeans?

How to remove ice cream stain out my light blue jeans?

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Funny Girl

I had chocolate ice cream but i didn't realize that it was dripping on my pants until hours later. I tried washing them but they're still there and now they're faded. Is it too late to remove the stains?

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Spray it with a laundry stain remover such as Oxy Clean or Spray and wash and then wash in cool water. If you don't have any, then pre-spot it with liquid dish washing soap and let it soak in for 20 minutes and then wash them. Do not put them in the dryer because the dryer heat bakes in stains.
They may need more than one treatment if you have already put them in the dryer.